On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:15:04 -0400, Joseph Gwinn
wrote:

In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:
snip

I'll kiss the person who invents a way to deliver a load of rocksalt
(or a computer virus) to the asshole solicitors on the other side of
all these bloody phone calls.

I'd prefer to bankrupt them.

Then there are no human-interest stories in the media rattling on about
what a terrible end it was, the poor devil being buried under a ton of
salt, and who could have been so cruel to have done such a thing.

Joe Gwinn

My interpretation was that the human-interest story would be about the
"poor devil" having to pick bits of rock salt out of his ass.

Joe