"Clive" wrote in message
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A friend of mine couldn't put her flat pack Argos bed together.


She should have followed the instructions, or got someone who could.

requiring several artful dodges and bodges by me to get the thing to
fit together.

Clive

Someone that could follow instructions and not mess things up would have
been better. The instructions are fairly easy, so God knows what you made
a mess of it for!