"Appelation Controlee" wrote in message
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On Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:47:49 GMT, Gotde T Shirt wrote:

On Wed, 3 Sep 2008 21:01:28 +0100, John wrote:

If I leave my hose pipe out - a fax always craps on the spray gun on the
end
of it. I think the fox has been commissioned by my wife to train me to
put
it away at night.

Are you certain it's animal in origin? Can your Missus fully account for
her movements?

Definitely pun of the week. :-)

Must get a suitable calliper and take some measurements.