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Every so often I need to remind all of you Minions that I started this
forums. I expect respect when I enter the room(s).

I realize there are many daily newbies, but these are "my" forums.

And the Lame Troll O'Meter says... No reading whatsoever.
Congratulations, this is so lame that it doesn't even register. Your
mother must be so proud. At last you excel at something other than
mastrubating.