On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:34:22 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gerald Miller quickly quoth:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:06:45 -0700, "Stupendous Man"
wrote:

I figure if girls wear smells to attract guys, why not smells like Hoppe's
#9, Nitromethane, or black powder?
Sardines anyone? Or perhaps limburger cheese?

You're dating women from the wrong side of the tracks, Gerry.

Q: What did the blind man say as he walked past the fish market?

A: Good morning, ladies!

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