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Jim Chandler Jim Chandler is offline
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Default Things not to say in Post Op.....

Gunner Asch wrote:
Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
surgery.

After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.

When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"

(big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
everywhere)

She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
that arm....

On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........


I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....

Im gonna deny everything.....

G

Gunner





The hottest places in hell are reserved for those
who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality",
John F. Kennedy.



:-) You have plausible deniability there, Gunner. You can tell her
that she was under the influence of anesthesia and mis-heard you. I've
had the same surgery and I can tell you that you are NOT right, not that
I ever was, afterward for a while.

don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make
it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you
know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them.

Jim