Huge wrote:
On 2008-08-08, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Huge wrote:
On 2008-08-07, ARWadworth wrote:
"Owain" wrote in message
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Rod wrote:
Knee-jerk reaction (not to be taken literally) is that routine
contraceptives shouldn't be denied to teenagers - rather they need to be
mandated. :-)
In the same way that tapwater is fluoridated to give people mottly teeth
^W^W^W^W reduce dental decay, perhaps alcopops and cheap cider should have
contraception added.

I jsut don't understand where teenagers get the time do get up to
shenanigans. Don't they have homework?

Owain
I am shagging a teenager
You lucky, lucky git.


joking right?

Half.

ever watched 'Trisha'?

Certainly not. Nor Jeremy Kyle.


You should. During the construction of this house, the 'lads' would have
their afternoon tea, and put it on, and place bets on whether or not the
subjects would become violent and abusive, or burst into tears.

The best was one teenage lad who apparently had, proved by DNA testing,
got a dreadful sort of 'Vicky Pollard' pregnant with just one abortive
knee trembler up against a pub wall. Trisha was telling him to be
responsible, mature and look after her. His response was that not only
did he actually not like her, but it was not even a proper shag, and he
was ****ed if he was going to spend the rest of his life with some weepy
cow that didn't know enough to take the Pill, and was a lousy shag to boot.

This got a general cheer from the Portakabin. For honesty if nothing else.

The bets were laid off, as he got violent and abusive, and she burst
into tears..

Quite educational all round...