On 8/4/2008 5:47 AM HeyBub spake thus:

Why are raccoons under the porch a problem? Loud, raucous parties?
Would you rather have armadillos under the porch? In other words,
what problem are you trying to solve? Whatever the problem, moving
the 'coons may not be the solution.

Not sure, but having had skunks living under my house at one time, I'm
going to guess: the stink?


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