Andy Hall wrote:

That would depend on whether one is allowed to stand, and maybe some
other "factors".....

Complete the following limerick:

There once was a lady from Rheims,
alas she ****ed in four streams,
Investigations abound,
a shirt button was found,


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Cheers,

John.

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