"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "dennis@home"
saying something like:

I could kill you with a 1" knife without touching the organs or an
artery and it would be instant.

But that would be illegal.

*May* be illegal!

You bad man.

May be a bad man.

Oh, I see. So it's all right for you to kill someone, but I can't
speed? Riiiiigght.

Or have a fag in the pub....

It is still legal in a gay bar.

Adam