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sweet sawdust wrote:
I am teaching a summer program at a local community college and one of the
other instructors is working on her Dr's. degree. The paper she has to
write asks the question: Why are we/people afraid of science/scienists?
Would anyone like to comment on this? I will give her all the serious
answers or remarks that any one would like to post before 9 pm Thursday
evening. I thought that this might be a fun thing to vent about rather then
the usual whose the worst candiate stuff going around.


What's NOT to be afraid of? I mean - just think of the lab coats! They
have those big pockets in which all manner of things might be hidden.
Anal probes for one - it's not "aliens" - it's scientists drugging and
probing innocent citizens on lonely roads at night. Why?! Because you
can't get the average guy to sit still for that kind of treatment - and
so how else can these scientists get their "DATA"? They're not really
doing it for the data you know, more for their own sick science-y pleasure.

UFOs are no more extraterrestrial than than your average Chevrolet.
Scientists just have these ultra cool advanced vehicles in which they
zip around doing their mischief. The selfish, evil science hogs don't
want to share with us average Joes.

Even their lowly lab assistants get to fly around in spiffy black
helicopters.

Flitting about and rectally violating the unsuspecting is merely a fun
distraction for the science community. Their true evil intent is
apparent in their "creation of new life forms" thing... First it's
cloning individual cells. Next came plants. Then sheep and all manner of
livestock. And now politicians!

Just look at W. He's obviously an early attempt. The limited intellect
and the perpetually blank expression. The very definition of
Zombie-like! And the ears. The all telling deformed ears. They just
haven't been able to get those right in their creations.

Obama is obviously one of their experiments. (remember the ears) If you
look closely you can even see the bolts in his neck. And that blank
stare - as if he sees nothing but the objective of his programming.

Sciences earliest attempts at creating human-like beings were aimed at
creating social leaders and philosophers. They wanted to change the way
people think - to create a society in which science and scientists were
revered. But their created life forms lack the mental capacity for
philosophy and social engineering, so they settled for the next best
thing. Politicians.

American scientists are now creating political leaders in order to
further their evil agendas. To create strife and war to mask their
horrible experiments, and to create need for new weapons and chemicals.
The eras of greatest scientific advance have all been during wars. They
got tired of waiting for new ones.

And it's hard to afford new deeper pocketed lab coats and ultra cool
vehicles if the proletariat isn't taxed stiffly enough to fund them.

Zombie v.1 was to create strife, zombie v.2 is programmed to raise
taxation to the 80% level as proscribed by the science elite.

Heaven help us when the yet to be revealed zombie v.3 is unleashed with
its as of now secret mission.

Who's afraid of scientists? All those who would see beyond the veil of
secrecy into the inner circle of science elite who would rule the world.