On 2008-07-04 00:13:31 +0100, geoff said:

In message , EricP
writes
On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:57:21 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

George (dicegeorge) wrote:
yesterday a passenger wiped condensation off the inside of my car
windscreen with her hands,
she had on 6 rings,
now there are scratches on the inside of the windscreen
which show up at certain angles to the sun,
how can i polish them off?

No, just wait until the windscreen falls to pieces.

And next time leave a tart like that at home.

Perhaps he likes tarts. The jammy ones are delicious!

Shall we leave your menstrual fantasies out of this ?

Not bad. Only took three posts to get to base level this time :-)

At least nobody has suggested the use of AG to fix the screen (or the tart)..