Bill wrote

It seems heating oil prices for next winter are going through the roof!

Anyone with a clue stopped using oil for house heating LONG ago, fool.

For those who can't pay, one way to survive this is to move two families into one house. Then each pays half.

Makes much more sense to just hang yourself instead.

Might want to start making friends with that mother-in-law...

Makes much more sense to just hang yourself instead.

Dont make a mess of the carpet.