On Jun 25, 12:05*am, "Dave Plowman (News)"
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* *tim..... wrote:

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What's a: "metel 'G' cramp"
Why is there an apostrophe in: Alway's
And the mine boggles as to why I might want to wrap solder around the
end of a pencil.
(I gave up at that point)

You missed a good one: 'for security screws drill out the cross after
driving'. You'll need quite a drill for modern wood screws...

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*Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

* * Dave Plowman * * * * * * * * London SW
* * * * * * * * * To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Clever? You think?

Hang around you will I'm sure.

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