"Oppie" wrote in message
news:A_N5k.5748$7A1.3478@trndny04
The local Assembly of God church here in White Plains, NY used to
have as a leader, Pastor Schmuck. Then again, I went to high school
with a Lip****s. Not sure which name is worse.

Did you ever call his parents and say, "Are you Lip****s?" "Well if you're
Lip****s my ass whistles."?

Recently I noticed the Queens phone book has several King Kongs.


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