In article , Fred the Red Shirt wrote:
On Jun 16, 12:24 pm, John wrote:

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If you read the procedures at the American Heart site, you'll find
these two lines (paraphrased):
Sudden loss of coordination
Call 9-1-1 immediately if you experience symptoms!

If you lose coordination, let's hope there's someone available to call
911 for you...

That reminds me of an ad on the radio for adult literacy
classes. The ad said to dial 1- 800 a-b-c-d-e-f-g.

Supposed actual sign on a bus: "illiterate? We can help. Write now for
details..."