"Charlie Self" wrote in message
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Thomas Mitchell asks:

My first gloat....

Came home today and found at least 20 bf of walnut sitting in my garage.
Free. Delivery included. More where that came from too. I was supposed
to go pick it up. I forgot. I feel terrible for not going.

Put the walnut away, turned around and there was a coon sitting in my
garage. What are coons a sign of... free walnut?

Great gloat. Coons are a sign of garbage all over the driveway most of the
time.

Charlie Self

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