"Buttonhole McGee" wrote in message
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Jurick checks over his bat. It's still ash. Ernie's one of the few players
to use tung oil instead of pine tar. He steps back into the box.

Siders winds and delivers, and JURICK SMASHES IT. My stars and garters, he
hit it a ton! That pitch looked like batting practice.

I owe it all to Wheaties.
-- ERnie