"Doctor Drivel" gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying:

The articles are about the future. The electric Mini gets 200 miles
range and outperforms a Porche.

It also has ... a super smooth seamless ride. Fab!

Blimey, why'd they bother starting with a Mini, then - re-engineering the
drivetrain's one thing, but to completely re-engineer the suspension
too...