On 2008-05-20 22:26:17 +0100, "George" said:

Sunday the 25th
http://www.aldi.co.uk

After buying the potatoes, cabbage and baked beans from there, one can
proceed to a tool supplier to buy a Makita LS1013, DeWalt 708, Bosch
GCM 12SD or Metabo (Elektra Beckum) KGS305.

Any of these will fulfill the role of a proper sliding compound mitre saw.

Aldi may have something that can be boiled and processed to make
something that approximates to potato puree.