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The whole unit has rattled like crazy at high speed
for the whole ten years, too.

My husband actually knows how to install one! He has installed three
others
in the house.

HUH? Am I the only one who sees some sort of non-sequitur, here?

Your thinking is flawed. We bought the house ten years ago. The fan was
here, installed by the previous owner.

You've been putting up with a rattling fan for TEN YEARS, and you have a
husband who knows how to install them. I don't think it's MY thinking
that's flawed.

Blow it out your ass, dickhead. I asked for advice on buying a ceiling fan,
not editorial comments on my marriage from a cretinous grease head.

Oops. My inability to type smiley emoticons gets me scolded again. I
love the slur, though. Cretinous grease head. Is that what you call your
german shepard while he's humping you?

I have an idea. If you're not soliciting comments on irrelevant details,
why include them?

And I confess I'm puzzled by your sudden inability to choose your own
fan, since your stud husband has three of them under his belt already.