Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Steve Firth wrote:
I know how I have linked two buildings 10m apart (and it is not the
way some of the usual suspects may imagine)

Eco-friendly carrier pigeon?

Fooking things are anything but friendly to the paint on my car. Took ages
to get the ****e off this morning. I'm going to cut that tree down...

At the moment, it's swallows here. They seem to love garages and hate
classic cars.