Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Ah yes, wine contains wisdom, beer contains happiness,
and water contains bacteria.

Now, which should you drink?

Bourbon - it deadens both physical and emotional pain.

PS, now that we've got that settled, who is going
to be the first to tell us (without a lookup) why
the little key sized can lid opener which has
resided on my keychain these many years is called
a "P38"?

My uncle who told me a "church key" opened the door
to a better life also gave me a "P38". It's a
military issue can opener in case you get hungery
between beers.

Dick