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"The Ranger" wrote:

Smitty Two wrote in message
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"Gooja didn't help narrow it down."

Yer gooja must be broken. Mine works.

It's similar to your reading comprehension. I didn't say it
was broken. I said it didn't help narrow it down.

I was trying to be humorously but chidingly polite. What I really meant
was, you must be an idiot. I googled church key and got plenty of
information about the term's etymology.