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Douglas Johnson[_2_] Douglas Johnson[_2_] is offline
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David Nebenzahl wrote:


Hey, good detective work there. You're ready to become a real
electrician. All you gotta do is remember the 3 rules:

1. Hot on the left, cold on the right.
2. Paydays are on Friday.
3. **** flows downhill.

Oops, I guess that's for being a plumber ...


Electrician:

1. Black is hot.
2. Payday is Friday.
3. Quitting time is 5:00.

-- Doug