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Default Embarrassing but true


"Red Green" wrote in message
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(Pdk Pdk) wrote in
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This absolutely is a true problem that I have and desperately
need
help.
I park my car off-street (no garage) as parking is very limited
in our area. SInce spring began, the local birds have been using my
side view mirrors as toilets.
Each day when I go to work, I find that about half of each
door
beneath the mirror is absolutely caked in white bird poop (stands out
very much on my navy-blue car).
I mean it's absolutely caked on! As if two dozen birds had
moved their bowels in that same spot! The birds actually sit on the
mirror, and poop onto the cardoor. The rest of the car is untouched.
Today I actually caught one bird sitting on the side-mirror
taking a dump onto the car!
I know this is funny, but going to the car-wash before work
every morning (sometimes twice a day) is becoming expensive not to
mention time-consuming.
I've parked the car here for years and never had this
problem
until this year. Any idea what is up and how to keep the birds
away???



I know this is funny,


Yea, it is kinda :-)

but going to the car-wash before work
every morning (sometimes twice a day) is becoming expensive not to
mention time-consuming.


Considered washing the local spot with a bucket of soap all queued up or
are you in a neighboorhood where that is beneath the residents? "no
garage" doesn't sound like a nose-up-ass neighboorhood.

I've had birds around that would peck at their reflection day after day
after day. Bird brains.

Cover the mirror with a plastic bag or something.. See what happens.

Paste picture of Hilary on mirror. See if that scares them away. But
they might just **** twice as much.


Great!!