The Natural Philosopher (The Natural Philosopher ) gurgled happily,
sounding much like they were saying:

If they use those spare keys to "reclaim" it, then Mr B is going to
ring plod and report it nicked. Since his name's on the V5C, they're
going to go with that.

No, they will not. Mr B cannnot prove it is his, as he hasn't GOT the
registrations docs.

£20 and a week or so, and he's got a replacement set - with his new
address on - from DVLA.