Bob Eager ("Bob Eager" ) gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying:

For some years I have used an aquavac wet/dry vacuum cleaner. It's
lasted well until recently but all the DIY-related dust has
started to clog the filters at a fast pace. I was thinking that
for the price of half a dozen filters I could buy a new vacuum!
Can anyone recommend a good vacuum for domestic and DIY use that
has relatively cheap consumables?

There is only one, and his name is Henry.

Actually, no. His name is Charles.

(Clue: he did mention wet/dry).

No it has to be "George".

I think Charles is the basic one, George is the all singing all dancing
model.

waves hand vaguely
They're all brothers.