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"Arfa Daily" wrote:

Bear Grylls could do it too ! Do you get his TV shows there ? He's an ex
British Special Services survival specialist, and he's a sort of cross
between an escaped mental patient, and Steve Irwin ... Totally mad, but full
of *really* useful and practical nuggets of survival technique. He really is
the sort of bloke that you would want with you, if you found yourself
somewhere really inhospitable ...

Yeah, he's here. Um, I know it's bad form to denigrate the dead, but are
you implying that Steve Irwin *wasn't* an escaped mental patient?

Maybe I'm delusional, but somehow I don't think I'm going to be walking
down an unfamiliar street in a foreign city, take a wrong turn, and find
myself in the middle of a simmering lava field... so I might never need
a friend like Bear.