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On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth"
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The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

What was that?


"Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you
a good time"

She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch!


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?


Doesn't bear thinking about.


Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing
through was much safer.


It would have been. I've just read the London Ambulance major incident
plan, 34 pages of it. Every possibility covered. Incedible planning.

My daughter was (potential) silver medic, driving the first ambulance
behind the torch procession.

Not that I'm a very proud Dad or anything.


I would be proud as well.

She would had to keep her foot on the brake so as not to run over the torch
bearer as for some reason they often stopped suddenly.

The last time I went to Trafalar Square it was full of winged vermin. Has
Livingstone eradicated them?

Adam