Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
"Frank" frankdotlogullo@comcastperiodnet wrote in message
Next door neighbor had termites and I got a good look at them as
they were infesting wood near my house. I put stakes around house
and they never came in.

Lucky you. I put steaks around the house and a lot of people show up.

You could use a stake on the strangers who want your raw steaks, but it
won't help.

Here's a tip that could save your life: This business about a wooden stake
through the heart of a vampire is pure Hollywood bull****!

If you read Bram Stoker's novel, you'll find the implement used to dispatch
a vampire is a BOWIE KNIFE, not some ****ant tent peg.

I live in Texas. We have a lot of Bowie knives and damn few vampires.