Tom Gardner wrote:
Jeb's having dinner with his girlfriend.

Girl: I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to break up.

Jeb: Why? We have so much fun together, the sex is great and I really love you.

Girl: My friends tell me that you're a pedophile.

Jeb; Pedophile? Isn't that an awfully big word for a 10 year old?

LOL I love it.