On 02 Jul 2003, Al Kyder spake unto rec.woodworking:

The fee is $10,000 per day plus expenses. Please contact me if
interested.

If you plan to charge us for demonstrating that you are in the running for
Rec.Woodworking Asshole of the Month... too late.

And to the rest of the Wreck... hey, even trolls gotta eat.

Scott, occasional R.WAotM winner himself