We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember dg saying
something like:

"had they of
known" that they would be checking the electrics - which is blatantly
contrary to Anne Hemmings clarification.

Any pointers as to how to respond?

If the council genuinely used 'of' instead of 'have' I'd be sitting them
down and instructing them in the use of worms.
--

Dave