In article , Don Bruder says...

A "Returns" clerk at HD once told me that they've caught people bringing
stuff from the store floor up to the Returns desk for a refund!
("Security!")

Gotta give somebody like that credit for having solid brass balls strung
up there with stainless steel cables, if nothing else...

Nah, the best cast iron balls story I heard was when the HD around
here opened up, somebody bought a generator and then returned it.
When the returned carton was eventually opened up, there were
cinder blocks inside. The perps were long gone by then.

Jim

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