On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 04:08:55 +0200, "Åmund Breivik"
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

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while those that have
large and bumby lawns buy the cheapest mowers available. And damned near all
lawnmower buyers are useless bloody morons who should not be allowed to own
anything more advanced than a scythe ;-)


Thus putting you out of work and increasing the income of surgeons?
G

The ones with small lawns and expensive mowers call in every summer
complaining the mower won't start, and every time it turns out to be
something silly like forgetting to put fuel in the tank or opening the
stopcock. We have one repeat complaining customer who can never get her

I once "repaired" a tape recorder by replacing.....no...sorry..
........_installing_ the batteries. Serious.