"Charlie Self" wrote:


There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I
met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but
I
never did gnaw off my arm.

That's why you have three (3) bags.

One over her head, and two(2) over yours.

You need a 2nd one in case the first one breaks.

You realize that this is quickly sliding down that slippery slope to
that litany of "She was so ugly that .................... ( Fill in
the one liner of choice)

I've known guys who can keep that one going for hours.

Lew