On Feb 5, 12:42 pm, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
"Charlie Self" wrote:
Ah, Jeff. You need to learn something about the gratitude of ugly
women.

Remember what is said about ladies who have reached 40?

They don't tell,
They don't yell,
They don't swelll,
And they are grateful as hell.

Or that classic lyric:

"... they all get better lookin at closing time".

Lew

There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I
met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but I
never did gnaw off my arm.