On Feb 4, 4:14*pm, feedscrn wrote:
On Feb 4, 3:36*pm, DerbyDad03 wrote:

* *Or if the sleeper needs some encouragement on waking up... have him
tie an extermity of himself to a dog, say on the neck of a doberman.
Next, you will need two animals. One that does not like water, like a
cat, and one that can take it or leave it. Have the cat sleep with the
patient in the same bed. When it gets irritated from the sudden onset
of wetness, all h_ll breaks loose. Optionally, a CD/tape clock-radio
alarm can go off from a trip wire triggered by the annoyed cat that
will: 1. startle the doberman to run in the general direction of the
closest bathroom and 2. to have the former sleeper follow the dog in a
hurried manner, as he is tied to it. To add to the goal, perhaps loud
cat meowing can be played, or even smaller dogs barking. If all else
fails, and you are desperate, follow the next vehicle with a siren
going down the street with your car and a tape-recorder microphone out
of the window at 60 mph. That should suffice for a nice supportive
wake-up. When in doubt, use all three cds/tapes for different nights.
Leave these unmarked for best effect.

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