It isn't "corporate bull****", it's the law.

If we had a "stupidest statement" *contest, that could win. Maybe you
have no idea that it's corporations that control the government. How'd
you miss that? It's like missing the 10-ton elephant in your living
room.

Corporations have so much "control" over the government that they have
to abide by thousands of pages of regulations and pay billions in
taxes. So much for control.