On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:40:48 -0600, Red Green
wrote:

I kinza likes amnimals so's I don'ts bad mouth 'em.

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Red's latest idea:

Can never find car keys. Duct tapes cell phone to keys. Demo's how this
works. Calls cell phone from land line. Hears faint noise from bathroom.
As he walks in, cell phone, on vibrate, rumbles off top of tank into
crapper.

Duct tape rules!

Oren
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