In article fac75a71-5868-4d47-a207-c1a14915f491
@e23g2000prf.googlegroups.com, says...
Number 1s can go direct on the compost heap, no need for a toilet.

Only if you're an acrobat in our case, since there's a lilac tree in the
way. I offer it a jugful of morning best from time to time though - when
it's looking dry.
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Skipweasel.
Never knowingly understood.