On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:51:01 -0600,
wrote:

Does your home offer too many conveniences?

We apologize for any convenience.
This is a recording.

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Run a mile in God's shoes, and you'll go barefoot for the rest of your
life.

God has suffered severe nerve damage in his feet. For this reason, he
doesn't realize he has terrible shoes. BTW, the lack of sensation it
what he gets so upset about, and then behaves so badly around people.

Satan's are much better :-)