In message 478f69ff@qaanaaq, Andy Hall writes
On 2008-01-17 13:01:12 +0000, The Natural Philosopher said:

WOMEN folk missing, not wiping.
Examine the UNDER side of the loo seat, at the front.
You will be unpleasantly surprised...

I think that they should be made to stand up and learn to aim. We
have to after all.

Surely we choose to as it's more convenient and results in shorter
queues at theatre intervals. The solution would be the SheWee as
previously mentioned - "For your convenience please order your interval
drinks & SheWee at the Bar - Thank-you).

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Si