On 2008-01-16 21:33:48 +0000, "Dave Liquorice" said:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:33:13 +0000, Andy Hall wrote:

I did see a little girl do just that in B&Q once. She even pulled the
handle to flush it and was most perplexed when nothing happened.

Also been know to happen in prop toilets on TV sets. Thats was female as
well, seat down, loo paper in bowl... What is it with women, don't they
look where they are going to plonk their bum?

Cling film tightly and carefully located over the porcelain and then
the seat put down (as they always want) works well as an education.