"Mark & Juanita" wrote in message
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Mike wrote:


"Mark & Juanita" wrote in message
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wrote:
*SOB*

Today, somehow, somewhere, I lost my pocket knife.

*SOB*

It was the knife my wife gave me more than 12 years ago when we found
out
were were going to have our son.

*SOB*


Next?

This begs the question:

SHUDDER

Why would your wife give you a knife to celebrate the birth of your
son??????????????????????

/SHUDDER

Now, now, don't get crazy here. The note that came with the knife was
that every dad needs a pocket knife to show how to whittle his son .

Rearranging your last 5 words just caused me to spit hot coffee on my
keyboard. :-)

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"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"