"Mike Marlow" wrote in
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"Fred the Red Shirt" wrote in message
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After sanding, run your fingers across the surface. If it feels to
you to be as smooth as your wife's ass you're ready to apply
finish. If it feels as smooth to you as my wife's ass, watch
your back...


unless your wife weighs 300lbs and has pimples on her ass. If she
does - keep sanding.


the wood or the wife?