Mike said:

"Greg G." wrote:

Mike said:

"Mark & Juanita" wrote in message

It was the knife my wife gave me more than 12 years ago when we found
out were were going to have our son.

This begs the question:

SHUDDER

Why would your wife give you a knife to celebrate the birth of your
son??????????????????????

/SHUDDER

Why to cut the unbiblical cord, you silly boy.


They mustn't be religious. EG

LMAO. I have no idea where that came from. Darned speel checker.
Of course, that was supposed to be "umbilical".


Greg G.