Joe wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message
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What is the correct response when you find that your wife has been using a
1/4" wood chisel to pry open paint cans?


Hand her a lie-nielson catalog and advise her that no special occasion for a
purchase is necessary. In fact, next tuesday would be special enough.

jc


Or to replace the chisel she absolutely positively rendered useless. :-)

Wayne