On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:59:29 GMT, Mike wrote:

What is the correct response when you find that your wife has been using a
1/4" wood chisel to pry open paint cans?

Bonus question: She asked me why the tip had the little plastic cover.

This clearly depends on what she looks like in comparison to what YOU
look like... If she is well above your league just simply let her
have that chisel as her private paint can opener.